28.1.10

Thursday Chart on thursday which makes sense

1. Love Cry by Four Tet from There Is Love In You
2. Are You Talking To Me? by Christoph de Babalon
3. Oh Yeah by Can from Tago Mago
4. Life in a Glass House by Radiohead from Amnesiac
5. Plastic People by Four Tet from There Is Love In You
6. Hope There's Someone by Antony & The Johnson's from I Am a Bird Now
7. Too Long xx Steam Machine by Daft Punk from Alive 2007
8. Moanin' by Charles Mingus from Blues & Roots
9. Definition by Black Star from Black Star
10. Distant Lights by Burial from Burial

24.1.10

Army of Two: the 40th Day and some other uninteresting stuff

So Lovefilm actually got around to delivering another game after several weeks, unfotunately this game was that mentioned in the title. It's not a bad game, but I would have much preferred any of the other 9 games on my list that were actualy high priority, other than one of the ones that I just casually threw in on low priority to make up the numbers. Anyway, it's kinda fun, sort of like Gears of War (except on Earth and less racist) with a weapon customization aspect. It's always good blowing away random henchmen with a Zebra-stripe adorned AK-47, and being designed for co-op play it's pretty fun with a friend, although the AI exhibited in my brief 10 minute solo foray resulted in a lot of angry muttering on my part. The aggro system is pretty novel as well, meaning that if you have a jewel encrusted rocket launcher, the baddies will try to take you down while your buddy flanks the enemy and shoots them in the back. It's a decent addition, but a little gimmicky.

In other news, I entered the bizarre netherworld of being sober around drunk people last night. It wasn't particularly enjoyable. My flatmates returned home after a trip to the casino, Smirnoff in hand, and proceeded to get drunk(er) whilst I attempted to be a boring sod and watch the tennis. It didn't work, and I ended up being talked at for several hours until I could safely slink away to bed, wincing at every spilt drop of vodka on my lovingly cleaned table, every trip over the phone cable. For some reason we watched Superbad. I find these Judd Apatow comedies very hit and miss - mostly miss. This is one of the better ones, it is funny but not really in the bits that everyone else thinks it is. I can only hear the phrase 'pube salad' once or twice before it loses its charm and just becomes insanely creepy. Still, it is a decent film and watched every 12 months will make me chuckle. Michael Cera is funny in it, although I think in the last couple of years he has exhibited the extent of his acting talents, being vaguely funny in Superbad, irritating in Juno, just plain ? in his misjudged internet comedy with Clark Duke, and just shit in Year One. It's all gone a bit downhill after Arrested Development. Jonah Hill on the other hand seems to be genuinely funny although sometimes it just seems he's put in films because he's friends with the people who made it. The Invention of Lying was terrible and so was he in it, but he did provide a couple of giggles in the rancid dingleberry of a film that was Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and he was okay in the okay Funny People, despite the infintely punchable Adam Sandler occupying the lead role.

Music has been a little boring recently, with no particularly interesting discoveries for well over a month now. Hopefully the new Four Tet album (which comes out tomorrow) will help to alleviate this.

I've been awake for 3 hours, and I'm tired already.

21.1.10

All good things of this Earth flow into the city: Bioshock 2 and Mass Effect 2

So I've pre-ordered the two games mentioned above, probably my two mose anticipated releases of 2010, and all within the first 2 months of the year. Gave my wallet a bit of a battering but I'm sure they will be worth it, their debut titles being a couple of my favourite games for my 360. Bioware have made a few brilliant games in the past, KOTOR, Jade Empire and Baldur's Gate being past favourites (yet to play Dragon Age but might give it a go once I've got through my current inundation of games) and the original Mass Effect continued this. Despite having numerous flaws, the odd interfaces, freaky uncanny-valley character models and clunky teammate AI and direction, it was a brilliant game. I loved the storyline, environments, visual style, voice acting and Bladerunner-esque soundscape. Might have to give it another whirl over the next week to get back in that universe before the sequel's release.

And Bioshock. Probably my favourite single player experience of this generation, if the intensity of the first half of the game had been sustained throughout it probably would be a contender for my favourite game ever. Just the premise is brilliant: you're in an underwater city with superpowers! Cool. Not to mention the interesting art-deco design, incredible voice and sound effects, a fantastic story and a fucking terrifying atmosphere. Also, the Big Daddy is definitely up there in terms of best video game villain (well, kind of, the fact being that you choose to attack them being part of the interesting nature of the game), their moans still send shivers down my spine on my 3rd or 4th playthrough. The Ayn Rand inspired society also brought in some interesting ideas, which, when compared to most games, was refreshing. Although in the end it did degenarate into relying on a silly twist and a terrible boss fight. Oh well.

Thom Yorke co-hosted a show on BBC Radio 1 (usually shit, granted) yesterday with Gilles Peterson, it was a damn good playlist, and it can be found here.

Song.

20.1.10

Avatar 3D Imax, more Assassin's Creed 2, Portal and Half-Life.

So, as the title suggests, last night I saw Avatar 3D at the Imax. It was the second time I've seen the film (the first time being regular 3D) and it was still pretty enjoyable. Clichéd plot, bad writing, lots of sentimental guff but enjoyable. I don't get 3D though. I really just don't find it that impressive. Just seems like a marketing gimmick that cinemas are using to get the maximum amount of money possible from the punters. Don't particularly like the colour loss with the glasses on either. Would like to see this film in regular flat screen just to see if it's any different. I suspect it wouldn't be. Anyway, I'm sure Dances With Smurfahontas: ODST will clear up at the Oscars this year.

Over the last few days I've managed to complete ACII as well. Thoroughly enjoyed it. The plot went awry at the end and became slightly too silly for my liking in retrospect, but I let myself go and it was pretty dang cool. Also unlocking the glyphs was an excellent little mini-game and was probably my favourite new addition. Nice little unlock as well if you get all of them. Got a ridiculous amount of gamer points as well (I hate myself for caring) pretty much for just playing through the story. Not too chuffed about the missing 2 DNA sequences which are clearly going to be priced DLC and should have been included with the main game. Oh well. I will inevitably buy them though. Just like I did with all the rip-off Halo map packs and Fallout DLC. I'm a sucker.

After this I moved onto Portal. I bought the Orange Box a couple of months back and played Portal for about 20 minutes and thought it was incredible. Then I went home and couldn't play games for a month or so, so it was nice to sink my teeth back into this game, and, proudly, I managed to finish it in a measly 3 hours all on my own. Gonna get really stuck into HL2 again today, the original Half-Life being one of my seminal gaming moments having played it for the first time when I was 12 or so (which, again, is vaguely disturbing. Why did my parents let me play this? I used to play Unreal Tournament too! You could frickin' explode people's heads!) on the PC, showcasing just what a FPS with a fantastic story could do. This was kind of different to my other FPS enlightening in Halo: CE which had fantastic gameplay, but, let's face it, had a story that seemed like it was written on the bus by Russell T. Davies on a tissue that he subsequently had to use to blow his nose. I still have no idea what happened, nor do I care. The gameplay was so good that it didn't matter. Half-Life had lesser gameplay (still good) but such a great plot and fantastic characters that it really demonstrated what gaming could do, to me at least.

...That's all.

Thursday chart (in the Julian calendar, I'm old school like that)

If you still don't get this you never will... I like these songs at the moment:

1. Brother Sport by Animal Collective from Merryweather Post Pavilion
2. I Get My Thang In Action by Method Man from Tical
3. Edgar by Modeselektor from Happy Birthday!
4. Angel by Massive Attack from Mezzanine
5. Napalm Brain/Scatter Brain by DJ Shadow from Endtroducing...
6. Re-Hash by Gorillaz from Gorillaz
7. Massage Situation by Flying Lotus from Reset EP
8. N.Y. State of Mind by Nas from Illmatic
9. Plug Tunin (Last Chance to Comprehend) by De La Soul from 3 Feet High and Rising
10. Looking For Astronauts by The National from Alligator

15.1.10

Day of the Triffids, Assassin's Creed 2, and freedom

After a pretty horrible week I'm finally done with my essays. 17000 words in the end. I'm in the second fucking year. I wish I went to a shitter uni. Not that King's isn't shit. It just thinks it's good, for reasons which have yet to make themselves known to me.

Anyway with my new found freedom (ie, the last 12 hours) I've managed to pack in some hefty gaming time, sinking some serious time into Assassin's Creed 2. Was slow to start up but it seems to be pretty much everything that was good about the first with the bad stuff taken out, and more added. I'm actually finding the story quite interesting this time around too which is a surprise considering in the first I just wanted to slit my wrists every time they banged on about some bullshit to do with pieces of blah blah blah let me shank people. Also managed to get angry at FIFA by getting beaten pretty badly several times online, none of which was my fault, it was my players, they didn't do what I told them to the bunch of gays. Sorry, Xbox Live does terrible things to me. I still have a few copies of Edge to read through having built up a stack from November, so might catch up on that over the weekend, as well as a few old-ish titles I picked up in the sales before and after Xmas. Managed to get Grid, Far Cry 2, The Orange Box and a couple of other games all for under a fiver so they will probably be played for 5 minutes or so before I return to AC2 after realising the achievements are too hard.

I also found the time to finish watching the latest adaptation of the Day of the Triffids, which is one of my favourite books (I kind of have a thing for post-apocalyptia). Needless to say, being as it was made by the BBC, it was pretty shit, yet strangely enjoyable. The most entertaining thing about it was watching Joely Richardson's pathetic attempts to actually show any form of human emotion on her ridiculously wooden face, which usually amounted to a strange tick in her eyelids. So that's what Vanessa Redgrave's daughter's acting skills amount to: blinking erratically. The lead bloke was also hilariously awful but Eddie Izzard was actually pretty menacing and kinda managed to rescue the whole thing from looking like 101 Dalmatians gone horribly wrong. It even did that stupid voiceover flashback thing that is in my opinion just a fucking insult to the viewer (we don't NEED you to tell us AGAIN, we saw it the FIRST time, we KNOW what is happening, GET ON WITH IT). The writing was clunky, the triffids were ridiculous (granted it is hard to make walking plants not look stupid), and the acting was bad, but it is a classic story and as soon as I realised it was shit I just stopped thinking and enjoyed it. It could have been so much better though.

Nice little version of an awesome song here.

Oh and FlyLo. Yeah. We all love Donuts.

My bed is calling me.

13.1.10

Thursday chart (on wednesday) for yet more snow (puck you, snow)

Again, should probably use your ears for these:

1. Bbydhyonchord by Aphex Twin from drukqs
2. Left Hand by Gorillaz from G Sides
3. Groovin' by Willie Mitchell from Solid Soul/On Top
4. Brooklyn Zoo by Ol' Dirty Bastard from Return to 36 Chambers
5. Accordion by Madvillain from Madvillainy
6. Avril 14th by Aphex Twin from drukqs
7. Dirtbox by Harmonic 313 from When Machines Exceed Human Intelligence
8. Meth vs Chef ft. Raekwon by Method Man from Tical
9. Bangers + Mash by Radiohead from In Rainbows Disk 2
10. Sophisticated Bitch by Public Enemy from Yo! Bum Rush the Show

Willie Mitchell died last week. He was awesome. Without him we wouldn't have had this sample, for one thing. For another... check out that 'stash. Possibly the sleaziest facial hair ever. Apart from Phil Brown's (or, as I like to call him, Phil Brent) of course.

I'm tired.

9.1.10

A Serious Man

So for the past week I've been sat in front of my laptop desperately trying to hammer out enough coherent prose to submit for my deadlines next week. I've done around 8000 words but it ain't enough. Nope. 6000 to go.

Anyway this evening I actually managed to have a little break and watched 'Oh Brother Where Art Thou?' I'm not one of these Coen Brothers fanboys but I do like a couple of their previous films and I've been meaning to watch this for while. Anyway, the film was decent enough, pretty entertaining, made me chuckle a couple times and had a brilliant soundtrack. Managed to be funny without being irritating, as in 'The Big Lebowski' and 'Burn After Reading', both of which, although admittedly funny, were the worst thing anything on earth can possibly be: quirky. God I hate quirkiness. I can just about put up with Juno but 500 Days of Summer made me sick.

Anyway watching this film reminded me of a movie I saw a few weeks ago, another Coen Bros film, 'A Serious Man'. Now, I actually think this film is a masterpiece. It was intriguing, funny, dark, foreboding, had great performances, a great soundtrack and that guy from Curb Your Enthusiasm... aww you know the one... Larry's cousin... the really annoying one... Anyway he plays a guy with a cyst that he has to drain everyday on his neck. Need I say more.

Oh and this is on the soundtrack

I'm off to listen to my washing machine. I suggest you do the same.

Gnight.


7.1.10

thursday chart for essays + snow

the words roll across the screen I close my eyes but they won't go away
best played through speakers or headphones so your ears can hear them:

1. taking control by aphex twin from drukqs
2. nude (radiohead cover) by vitamin string quartet from in rainbows.
3. downstream by shira kammen from music of waters
4. butter by a tribe called quest from the low end theory
5. henry plainview by jonny greenwood from there will be blood ost
6. das modell by kraftwerk from die mensch-maschine
7. you'll find a way by santigold from santogold
8. noctuary by bonobo from dial 'M' for monkey
9. kinetic by radiohead from pyramid song pt2 ep
10. surf solar by fuck buttons from tarot sport

i have a terrible feeling i really ought to be somewhere else...

5.1.10

Games of the decade/2009

Ah yes, the noughties. Weren't they great for gaming? Well they were for me cos I was a kid/teenager for most of it so had nothing better to do. I started the decade with a Gameboy Colour, a PSX, N64 and a Sega Megadrive (which looking back on is vaguely disturbing considering I've been playing Mortal Kombat since the age of about 8) and I end it with an Xbox 360, by way of the Xbox, Gamecube and PS2. A brilliant decade for gaming, in my opinion.

2009, though, was a bit shit. There were a couple of sparkling releases but a couple of titles I was really looking forward to were delayed from a Q4 release due to the inevitable exodus caused by the massive spectre of Modern Warfare 2. Although a brilliant game, I would have preferred to wait for it than for say, Bioshock 2, Bayonetta and Mass Effect 2, although the next couple of months are gonna be awesome because of these titles. Thank god for those generous aged grandparents with more money than sense.

Anyway, top 10 of 2009:

1. Batman: Arkham Asylum (Rocksteady/Eidos)

Was sceptical at first but the demo convinced me to buy. Having slightly lower expectations, this game gradually grew and grew on me. The mechanics are intuitive, the combat was surprisingly simple yet deep, and the graphics were pretty pretty pretty good. But the standout element for me was the manner in which I was drawn into the gameworld, similar to playing Bioshock or Dead Space. Plus, you get to be Batman, which was just fucking cool.

2. Modern Warfare 2 (Infinity Ward/Activision)

I too had no massive expectations for this, sure I expected something good but I was surprised at the thoughtful nature of the changes from the first installment. Lack of co-op was a massive flaw of the original, and the Spec Ops included here was a great addition. The storyline, while at times descending into sub-James Bond territory hooked me in (the apocalyptic thing gets me every time), despite being short and a little easy, even on veteran. Although I'm more of a Halo kinda guy when it comes to multiplayer, the depth offered here is incredible, and it's a hell of a lot of fun. A brilliant package of a game.

3. Fifa 10 (EA)
I was PES until 2009 but it will be hard for Konami to top this anytime soon without a huge overhaul. I really enjoyed FIFA09 too but there was something slightly off about it. As my friend said to me once, it was a bit 'blergh'. In 10 though the action feels smooth and intuitive (despite occasional slowdown online, but that's not a huge problem), the new Be a Pro took up hours of my time and it all feels perfectly natural and organic. EA have created a brilliant physics engine, and the football just happens. In PES you can always feel the machinery grinding away in the background, and it feels sluggish and contrived next to FIFA10.

(I can't be bothered to say anything about the rest)

4. Halo 3: ODST
5. Left4Dead2
6. Prototype
7. Halo Wars
8. Assassin's Creed 2
9. Resident Evil 5
10. The Chronicles Of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena/Escape from Butcher Bay

Top 10 of the decade:

1. Final Fantasy IX
2. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2
3. Halo: Combat Evolved
4. Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
5. Fallout 3
6. Bioshock
7. Smash Bros Melee
8. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
9. Braid
10. Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory